Make your daddy proud while you rock this shirt

Printed on premium, fitted shirts made with ringspun cotton using a special dying process. The design is imperceptible to the touch after just one wash!

You'll feel like a fully grown adult with a real job in this t-shirt

Printed on premium, fitted shirts made with ringspun cotton using a special dying process. The design is imperceptible to the touch after just one wash!

Look and feel your best in this cozy-ass shirt!

Printed on premium, fitted shirts made with ringspun cotton using a special dying process. The design is imperceptible to the touch after just one wash!

We've all got Daddy Issues, but with these premium latex condoms (lubed, vegan-friendly) you'll have one less paternal issue on your mind.

When used properly, latex condoms are intended to prevent pregnancy, HIV/AIDS and many other sexually transmitted infections, though they cannot eliminate risk.

It's like a CD with a digipak case and a lyric booklet.

Tracklist: Friends - 3:03 Essentialism - 3:08 Pristiq - 2:29 Empty - 2:45 Seroquel - 3:13 Prizefight - 2:46 Clonazepam - 3:57 Dante - 2:09 Prodigal - 2:15 Ruby - 2:37 Transience - 3:37

Get yourself a fly-ass deck* made with 7 plies of premium North American Maple!

This 8" x 31.25" bundle of love has a 14" wheelbase, steep concave, with roughly 20° nose & tail so you've got pop and flick for eons. Kick starts near the truck holes for maximum snap

*trucks, wheels, and bearings not included.