We've all got Daddy Issues, but with these premium latex condoms (lubed, vegan-friendly) you'll have one less paternal issue on your mind.

When used properly, latex condoms are intended to prevent pregnancy, HIV/AIDS and many other sexually transmitted infections, though they cannot eliminate risk.

Get yourself a fly-ass deck* made with 7 plies of premium North American Maple!

This 8" x 31.25" bundle of love has a 14" wheelbase, steep concave, with roughly 20° nose & tail so you've got pop and flick for eons. Kick starts near the truck holes for maximum snap

*trucks, wheels, and bearings not included.

Make your daddy proud while you rock this shirt

Printed on premium, fitted shirts made with ringspun cotton using a special dying process. The design is imperceptible to the touch after just one wash!

Look and feel your best in this cozy-ass shirt!

Printed on premium, fitted shirts made with ringspun cotton using a special dying process. The design is imperceptible to the touch after just one wash!

You'll feel like a fully grown adult with a real job in this t-shirt

Printed on premium, fitted shirts made with ringspun cotton using a special dying process. The design is imperceptible to the touch after just one wash!